if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.
Tell it, Randy.
Randy said fuck your bullshit
Don’t stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you.
actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit.
The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look
The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look
The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look
The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look
The “I Crashed the Car My Parents Bought Me and They Got Me a New One the Next Day” look
The “Wait, Your Parents DIDN’T Give You a Yacht for Your 16th Birthday?” look.
The “Im a finance major but even if I flunk out my dad is gonna hire me” outfit
The “My maid brings a catered lunch to lacrosse practice, Romney 2016” look
the “I’m not racist i have black friends and why are you ignoring MY problems” look.
The “I’m have a secret boyfriend but don’t tell my arranged girlfriend with money” look
Think smart & play smarter.
this play alone should put nate robinson in the hall of fame
this is hilarious
penis-hilton, tearing families apart since 2014 xo
"Fuck yo ambitions"
this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny
One time my mom dropped 20 dollars and my dog ate it